So, I went to the
supermarket today to accompany our helper. After picking the things I needed, I
decided to wait outside the supermarket to just sit and observe. I did that for
about an hour—and now I think what I did was plainly weird. haha!
A mother and a child sat
beside me. I couldn’t resist listening to their odd conversation:
The little girl plays
with her makeup...
Mother: Nako anak, puro
kalandian inuuna! Hindi mo man lang alam mag-sulat at magbasa! tigilan
mo nga yan. (with matching”batok” sa bata)
Little Girl (about 5 years
of age): Bakit mo ako binili Mama? malandi ka rin?
Me: (O_O)
*****
Next, I got irritated with
a peculiar barkada that passed in front of me. They were so boisterous! Feeling
nila sila may ari ng mall. One of the girls struck an old woman, making her
drop one of the grocery bags she was carrying. The bitchy teenage girl said,
“sensya na lola”, then walked away. I saw the old woman finding a hard time
picking up the grocery bag. I decided to get out from my seat and help her. The
old woman thanked me and said,
“buti iba ka sa kanila! salamat.”
Me: :”)
Anyway, I would like to state
that many teenage Pulileños nowadays are jeje. Mga feeling gwapo, mga
feeling maganda, ang pangit naman ng mga suot...kasing pangit pa ng ugali nila.(jugdmental
bitch mode) >:)
*****
Before I went outside the mall, a little girl grabbed my arm.
And I was like,
“crap, who are you?” plus mean stare >:)
*****
Outside the mall, I saw
two little girls talking to each other using their walky-talkies even though
they were merely a yard apart.
Girl 1: “na saan ka?”
Girl 2: “andito ako sa mister donut”
Girl 1: ”talaga?”
Girl 2: ”oo, ayos dito”
Girl 1: “tanga! wala kayang mister donut dito sa mall”
Girl 2: “gago ka”
Me: tama ba itong mga naririnig ko? ganito na ba mga bata ngayon?
haha
*****
I went to Palengke to look
for cheap pens. I asked the lady for the prices. She showed the price tags of
two of the pens I chose. 45 pesos each. I told her that I’d buy both. I saw her
removed the price tag of the other pen. Before I handed her my 90 pesos.
“Miss kulang itong bayad
mo. 50 pesos yung isa. Penge pa limang piso.”
fuck. manloloko. at
nagpaloko ako kasi naawa ako.
(:|)
*****
What’s happening in our town? What’s happening in
our world?
