Monday, December 26, 2011

This day went this way...


So, I went to the supermarket today to accompany our helper. After picking the things I needed, I decided to wait outside the supermarket to just sit and observe. I did that for about an hour—and now I think what I did was plainly weird. haha!

A mother and a child sat beside me. I couldn’t resist listening to their odd conversation:

The little girl plays with her makeup...

Mother: Nako anak, puro kalandian inuuna! Hindi mo man lang alam mag-sulat at magbasa! tigilan mo nga yan. (with matching”batok” sa bata)

Little Girl (about 5 years of age): Bakit mo ako binili Mama? malandi ka rin?

Me: (O_O)

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Next, I got irritated with a peculiar barkada that passed in front of me. They were so boisterous! Feeling nila sila may ari ng mall. One of the girls struck an old woman, making her drop one of the grocery bags she was carrying. The bitchy teenage girl said, “sensya na lola”, then walked away. I saw the old woman finding a hard time picking up the grocery bag. I decided to get out from my seat and help her. The old woman thanked me and said,

“buti iba ka sa kanila! salamat.”

Me: :”)

Anyway, I would like to state that many teenage PulileƱos nowadays are jeje. Mga feeling gwapo, mga feeling maganda, ang pangit naman ng mga suot...kasing pangit pa ng ugali nila.(jugdmental bitch mode) >:)

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Before I went outside  the mall, a little girl grabbed my arm.
And I was like,

“crap, who are you?” plus mean stare >:)

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Outside the mall, I saw two little girls talking to each other using their walky-talkies even though they were merely a yard apart.

Girl 1: “na saan ka?”
Girl 2: “andito ako sa mister donut”
Girl 1: ”talaga?”
Girl 2: ”oo, ayos dito”
Girl 1: “tanga! wala kayang mister donut dito sa mall”
Girl 2: “gago ka”

Me: tama ba itong mga naririnig ko? ganito na ba mga bata ngayon? haha

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I went to Palengke to look for cheap pens. I asked the lady for the prices. She showed the price tags of two of the pens I chose. 45 pesos each. I told her that I’d buy both. I saw her removed the price tag of the other pen. Before I handed her my 90 pesos.

“Miss kulang itong bayad mo. 50 pesos yung isa. Penge pa limang piso.”

fuck. manloloko. at nagpaloko ako kasi naawa ako.  

(:|)

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What’s happening in our town? What’s happening in our world?

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