The Chronicles of Yaya 5: Betty

Si Elvira (pwede ring Elvie) ay kamukha ni Bugs bunny. Malaki ang dalawa niya ngipin sa harap (as in!), pero mabait naman siya. Minsan ay tinatawag namin siyang "Bluetooth" dahil sa sobrang laki ng ngipin niya na hindi ako maka-getover kahit yun lang ang sabihin ko sa blog na to. Ang laki kasi!!! :)) Well, isang araw may gimik kami ni Trisha sa SM Baliuag. Nasa van kami kasama si Elvira. Nakwento ni Trisha sakin na ma special tricks daw itong si Elvie.

Trisha: ate Elvie, sabihin mo "Betty"

Elvie: Biti

Ilang takes pa nila yan ginawa until...

Trisha: nakakainis ka naman, Betty nga kasi! Beh---ti,. Ganun.

Elvie: Biti, oki ba to tris?

Trisha: :| sige, sabihin mo...Biti nalang nakakainis...

Elvie: tris, Betty ba?

Trisha:hindi, Biti

Elvie:betty

Trisha: oo, tama yan Betty

Elvie: oki, biti

anak ng! :))

Moral Lesson: Tabasan ang ngipin.

-S.Reyes

The Chronicles of Yaya 4: Eyeball

Si Josephine alias "Baby", alias "Bebang", alias "Bebe" (ang huli niyang alias), ay isang maskuladong babae. Mayroon siyang maitim na buhok, siko, tuhod, at buong katawan.Malaki at malapad ang kanyang... baba. Mabait naman siya kaso mahirap makaintindi. Dahil mabait naman siya, kami ay nag rent ng private resort para ma-celebrate ang kanyang debut. Natuwa naman siya sa aming munting regalo. Tumagal naman siya sa aming pamilya. Pero pag dalaga talaga, hindi mo mapipigilan humanap ng papa. Siya ay may naging textmate, mga ilang oras din silang nag-ligawan at ilang buwan din naging sila. Hindi naging maganda ang performance ni Ate Bebe dahil distracted siya sa kanyang textmate/dyowa. Isang taon ang nakalipas, nakapag-desisyon na si Bebe na makipagkita sa kanyang Prince-walang-charming...Pinayagan naman namin. Sila ay nag meet-up sa pier, at naging successful ang eyeball nila. Hindi na bumalik si Bebang, at nakipag-tanan na sa boypren niya. Wala na kaming naging balita sakanya kundi lalo siyang umitim ani ni Jona (ang bida sa nakaraan na kabanata). Oh Pag-ibig nga naman, ilang oras mong pinaghirapan, talagang uuwi yan sa tanan.

Moral Lesson: Iwasan maging maitim pag ikaw ay na-inlove, pag-uusapan ka lang ng mga sawi sa pag-ibig.

-S.Reyes

The Chronicles of Yaya 3: Padausdos

Si Jona ay ang dating yaya ni Joaquin. Siya ay maliit at matambok ang mga pisngi. Trademark niya ang plain white t-shirt at jeans. Siya ay singkit pero nawala ang pagka-singkit niya nung nakilala niya ang aming Kapit-bahay na si Michael. Naging sila ni Michael, at matagal din naging ON at OFF ang kanilang natatanging relasyon. Nag-asawa bigla si Michael at biglang naging singkit na ulit si Jona na tunay na walang kinalaman sa kwento ko ngayon. Hindi talaga kagandahan ang ugali ni Jona, nakakainis at bossy siya pero ang pangit niya naman. Dati ay ginawan ko pa siya ng threat letter sa sobrang inis ko. Hindi niya ito naintindihan kaya sayang ang pagod ko dahil pure English ito. Sa aming bahay, meron kaming hills na landscape. Gawain naming magpadausdos dito noong mga bata pa kami. Minsan ay binantayan kami ni Jona. Umakyat muna kami nila Jolo at Trisha sa hills at nagready bago magpadausdos ng sabay-sabay. KJ talaga si Jona at ayaw niya sumali samin. Noong mag-sslide na kami, biglang humarurot pababa ang katawan ni Jona!!! Nauna pa siyang magpadausdos samin. Pero kami sabay ang pwet at mga paa; Siya naman, una ang buong katawan...nawalan pa ng mukha! :)) Nagalit samin si Jona dahil nadumihan ang white tshirt niya. Hindi siya nabalian ng buto (sayang!), at ayos naman siya. Wala kaming kinalaman sa pagkaka-tumba2x niya pero galit na galit pa samin. Pambihirang tanga! :))

Moral Lesson: Ang mataray ay laging tanga

-S.Reyes

Seven

Muted by the loud silence;
Every melody I play...
Inside I feel your presence.
Just keep playing my music;
The song written by my heart.
Sing it twice, say it out loud.
"I love you, without a doubt."

-S.Reyes

* It's entitled "Seven" for its 7 syllable-limit in each line.
*The violin picture was taken by Sam Reyes

For my number 1 hater

I blogged this with pride. Back in 4th grade, I had this classmate who was hated by all because of her ill attitude. In our start of 5th grade, no ever greeted her and no one wanted to sit beside her...And so, I pitied. I didn't mind the teasing of my classmates and I decided to sit beside her. I was the only one to talk to her until she finally improved got her friends back. We weren't really close, but ever since, I noticed her interest in me. Elementary years---I was a total loser. In high school, I got the spice. When I reached 2nd year, I already had the guts to speak out. She'd been very bossy, she discriminated the abilities of others...and so, I defended the abused. I rebelled, and fought against her; fighting for others who didn't have the courage to confront her. She was feared---she got the authority, and we were just among the commons. Well, I had nothing against her power and her highness. All I had were my friends and my pride. I hated the way she bossed around everybody. I hated her for acting like superior and the others--inferior. I despised her for faux ideas; really stolen...and some of mine were robbed. Whenever she hears my correct answer, she steals it, recite, and get the fuck out of it. She was always ready to trade friendship with any power rewarded. She wanted me to go against my friends and sell them to the authority when they had issues in school. I didn’t obey her, and I decided to defend my friends, for the school knew only one fourth of the truth. She hated me more and more. Despite all the things she inflicted, I never minded. I didn't care for the honors back in 4th year high school. All I wanted was the "award" I desired. She told one of the authorities in school that I was giving up, and therefore...she'd take my place. I really worked hard for that, and I got really pissed when I knew that the award would be given to her since she ranked 2nd place. She deserved it---not; For I was just 8th. I already decided to give it all up, and asked my teachers to give it to her. Well, I got the journal writing award. She fought for it though, to have IT; for she writes to have the grade. And I write because I like it. She always hated me because I always contradict her and make her feel stupid most of the time. She thought her intelligence would scare my pride (oh damn, NO). She acted to thwart, to sabotage everything I planned. She countered every suggestion I had...But I didn't mind. She's not worth my attention. Like I said, she was so interested on me that she wouldn't mind how many times I rejected her whether peace offering or friendship. Now, I was guilty... I did something wrong that offended her. Oh yes, but I said sorry and accepted my faults. She blocked me in facebook, killed all of our possible connections--blocked and erased in each others worlds. I blogged this just to release all the emotions I have right now. i don't want to be bothered again by this vexation. I don't care if I hurt someone, I just don't want to hurt myself again. I know, I'm being egocentric...but sometimes, you just have to do THAT.

-S.Reyes

The Chronicles of Yaya 2: Kandila

Ipakilala muna natin ang bida sa ikalawang kwento sa The Chronicles of Yaya. Si Rosalyn ay isang maliit na tao na may malaking...tiyan. May mga nagsasabi na si Rosalyn daw ay nagkaroon ng affair sa aming boy na si Bonnie. Nakita raw an dalawa sa dating Clinic ni Mami na naglalandian. Pero hindi nagtagal, napalis din ni Big Mother si Rosalyn sa takot na baka mabuntis ni Bonnie si Rosalyn. Sa totoo lang, medyo fail talaga ang performance ni Rosalyn kaya medyo madami pang kabanata na siya ang mabibida. Lahat ata ng sustansya na nakukuha niya sa pagkain ay sa tiyan lang nag-sstay...hindi na umaabot sa kanyang utak kaya ang hirap paintindihan at sobrang fail ang performance. Tapos, marami na ring noon nakakapansin na maliit ang kanyang noo (added information lang). Ito ang kanyang kwento...

Isang araw natutulog si Rosalyn sa basement ng aming bahay. Dumating si Ate Lilia galing clinic kasama so Trisha. Noong mga oras na yon, hindi pa ako naliligo (gusto kolang ipaalamn sa inyo) at mga 4pm na ng hapon yon. Sa pasimuno ni Ate, kumuha kami ng mga candila at isang lighter. Nag-tulis kami ng kandila na nakapaligid sa kinahihigaan ni Rosalyn. Hindi niya pa rin napapansin ang usok at ang mga ingay na nagawa namin. NR pa rin siya, juice meh! tapos, lumuhod kami at sinamba na parang mga kulto ang natutulog niyang katawan. Sa wakas, nagising na rin si Sleeping Beauty and the Beast. Ganito ang kanyang sinabi.

Rosalyn: "Hala Ati! di ko po Bertdi"

-S.Reyes

The Chronicles of Yaya 1 : Chewing Gum

Ipakilala muna natin ang bida na si Rosel sa kauna-unahang kabanata ng The Chronicles of Yaya. Si Rosel mayroong maikling buhok at malaki ang butas ng ilong. Ang skin color niya ay mala-libag ang color. Siya ay isang maingay na nilalalang at mahilig kumanta na mali ang lyrics. Lagi siyang nakaitim na pantaas na hindi mo na mahahalata kung iyon ba ay balat niya o damit. Siya ay kilala rin sa pangalang 'Ati Puday'. Sa kasamaang palad, na-evict siya sa bahay namin kasi hindi siya nakasunod sa rules ni Big Mother. Ito ang kanyang kwento...

Nanunuod kami nina Yaya Ann at Ate Rosel ng tv. Commercial break na at biglang lumabas ang "Cool Fever" na commercial. Napansin namin ni Yaya Ann na na-amaze si Ate Rosel sa napanuod. Ang dialogue kasi ay:

Anak: "Mommy, I feel hot."

Mom: "You are hot.." (sabay kunot ng noo)

Biglang nagpakitang gilas si Ate Rosel at ipinagmalaki samin na kaya niya raw itong gayahin.

Rosel: "Humami, Chowinggam..." (parehas sa orihinal na tono)

Yaya Ann: "Bulol! Chowinggam ka jan! HAT yun!"

-S.Reyes