Twisted Philosophy

1. Friendship usually lasts in approximately 2 years. After the 2 year duration given for a friendship with a promise of "forever", dies together with the hopes that built it. 


Sa totoo lang, ang pagkakaibigan ay masaya lang sa simula tapos magkakasawaan lang sa loob ng dalawang taon. Syempre sa una, aakalain mo na nakahanap ka na ng kaibigan na sasamahan ka magpakailanman...at maging masaya ka...kapag  tumagal, makakalimutan mo rin iyon. Ang mga dating pangarap ay mapapalitan lang ng ka-plastikan at kasinungalingan. Kung gayon, huwag ng patagalin...tapusin na sa loob ng dalawang taon. Hindi mo kailangan ng mga taong papaasahin ka; tandaan mo na maraming tao ang nariyan na umaasa na papansinin mo. Bawat sikreto na tinatago ng mga magkakaibigan ay investment lang para sa tuluyan niyong pagkasira. 2 years. 2 years lang talaga. Kapag sumobra sa 2 years, hindi mo rin masasabi na maswerte ka. Magsasawa at magsasawa ka pa rin.

2. Friends are usually classified under the "useful" category in the start. As they decrease their ability to be utilized, they decreased their quality of being a friend...and usually end up as an average being. Being 'useful' levitates character and fosters a somehow, wonderful bond. 

Ang mga kaibigan ay nag-sisimula bilang nilalang na may 'pakinabang', kaya mo sila magugustuhan. Kapag wala na silang pakinabang, mawawalan ka na ng gana. 

3. That friend who would tell you that your logic about friendship's fucked up.
That friend who would say you're stupid, even you know you're 'that smart.'
That friend who would accept your distorted beliefs about religion and people.
That friend who would call you using stupid names.
That friend who would say that everything would be fine.
That friend who would tell you that 'we'll make it work', even if everything's seems to be broken.
That friend who is so demanding; such a dictator, and such a bitch.
That friend who threatens you.
That friend who lives three kantos away...with a little left or right turn...and an overpass, then will cross the tiger's lair with another turn, and 2 more tawids, just to be with you.
That friend who would give warmth in your cold cruel hands.
That friend who would give a little pat on the head when you're confused, startled, or just nervous.

Tell yourself that you should have them for keeps :)
Screw the 2 years.