JANEL SALIVIO (SPVM 2009’s Drama Queen goes to AUSTRALIA, mate!)

Janel Salivio the Drama Queen

We had a very sudden notice that our beloved friend, Janel Salivio, is already going to her homeland, Australia :((  Despite our mocks/jokes/fault-pointing comments for Janel, I have formulated a very intricate idea to surprise our BEAUTY QUEEN.

            Janel Salivio is well loved in class because of her refined gestures and friendly aura. She’s not the class CLOWN, but she’s a funny person. She’s PERFECT...PERFECT-BULLY-MATERIAL =)) Aside from our constant teasing and verbal-joker-torture, she remained a SAINT. She’s indeed a professional bullied-person.  Everyone loves to bully and tease  Janel all the time. But she showed us remarkable temperament and patience.

            She’ll be surely missed! Not because of her extremely patient disposition, friendly vibe, and modesty; she’ll be sorely missed because she simply, ‘touched our hearts.’ Janel Salivio has been more than a sister, friend, classmate to all of us...she’s been the ‘Janel’ we all grew to love. Now, she’s leaving us and there’s nothing we could do to make her stay. We tried several persuasion strategies, blackmailing, wall-flooding, bullying activities...but she really needs to go.

I hope you appreciate our little ‘pabaon’ before you go:

JANEL FAMOUS QUOTES:

“kayo ha...”

“kainis ivan!”

“ano bah huh.”

“(any statement)  plus HUH”

“loko kayo janina...”

“eto talagang si rhox...HUH”

“miss ko na kayo.”

“kita kits.”

“hoy bruha!”

“uHUH”

JANEL NAME DROPPABLES:

Donya Chuanel

Jernel

Banel

Mother Ling Ling

Channel

Garudanel

Sogosanel

JANEL BEFORE AND AFTER:

rawr

By this point iiyak na si Janel >:)

MESSAGES FOR DONYA JANEL:

“Uwian mo kami ng Kangaroo! I’ll miss you so much! Especially your WATTA FACE. Tandaan mo, pagdating mo ng Australia…ikaw ang pinaka maganda!!! Pinaka magandang kangaroo =)) joke lang. Mamimiss kitang asarin. Sobra.” _Sam Reyes

 “Janel. Ihuli mo ko ng Kangaroo jan ah, yung malaki pouch.  Thyen mababa lang tumalon. Ingat sa hailstones jan! salamat sa info sa anatomy class. 1^st sem is not enough! Lol we’ll miss you! Sabihin mo sakin if maganda nutrition jobs jan ah. Kkk. Si dad kasi walang tiwala sa course ko T_T pray lagi. Ingat sa mga pervert foreigners k.” _ Mark John Badong

“Hi, Janel! Masyado mo naman akong binigla sa iyong mga pasabog. Daig mo pa si Kris Aquino nang sinabi niyang makikipaghiwalay na nsiya kay James Yap. Huhu. Kala ko ba mag-second year ka pa dito? Di ka makakakuha ng trabaho dun kasi INC ka. Kaya kung ako sayo, i-ditch mo na yung flight mo! Hindi, loko lang. Alam ko naming mahal yung ticket, at matagal inayos yung visa. Pero mas matagal pa rin yung pagaayos ng ngipin mo. Lupet! Di kinaya ng braces. De, joke lang! hehe. Eto na talaga. Dear Janel. Eto na. Gagawa ka na ng pangalan sa Australia. Sa alindog mo, alam kong makakajackpot ka ng mayaman, matanda at madaling mamatay na native! Pagmayaman ka na, eto size 8 ako sa sapatos at size 30 sa pants. De, loko lang talaga. Eton a talaga message ko:

Janel, nung umalis ka nung 2^nd year, nalungkot ako nkasi wala na kaming mabully. Huhu. Di ko na napractice yung skills ko. Ngayon aalis ka na naman. Although, din a ganun kasakit kasi nung mga panahong wala ka, isa lang ang ginagawa ko non: ang hintayin ka. Hanggang sa masanay na lang ako sa thought na hindi ka na dadating. Pero dumating ka. Leche. Tapos aalis ka rin. Leche. Anung klase ba naman yan! Huhuhu. Anyways wala na tayo magagawa. Ingat ka na lang dun. Tsaka wag ka didikit sa mga kangaroo kasi baka mapagkamalan kang isa, mabaril ka pa ng hunter.  Hindi, joke lang. Hehe. Janel, wala nang mangangalabit sakin sa chapel para sabihing nadukutan siya ng wallet sa loob ng classroom niya at nangutang siya para makauwi ng Rizal. Huhu. Sana maging successful ka sa Australia, sana magkaintindihan kayo nung mga tao dun. Huhu. Tip ko lang sayo, practice ka ng accent neutralization (search mo na lang sa net). Andiyan pa rin naman ang fb eh. Chikahan na lang ulit tayo. Osya. Masyado nang mahaba to. Baka sumabog na kay Samantha.” _Janina Mercado

“Hi, Janel, I’ll miss you. Magiging ‘sleng’ ka na. hihi. At magkakaron ka na din pala ng bagong boypren na sobrang puti. Hahaha” _Michelle Santos

“Good bye. Bibisitahin na lang kita someday. Hug and Kiss” _Ikee Gonzales

“Janel, ingat ka palagi ha!” _Jasper  Baltazar


"Dear Janel, nainis talaga ko nung ang talkshit mo. Pero wala e, ganun talaga. Ganyan ka talaga.Para kasing balewala lang sayo effort ko. no really. pero kahit anung mangyare friends pa din tayo. love kita eh." _Abi San Andres


"Hi Janel, sayang hindi natuloy farewell party. Sana nahug ka pa namin. We'll surely miss you. Kahit sandali lang kita nakasama nung highschool lang, madalas naman kita makasama sa carpark para tsumibog! :D I love you janelskie! We'll miss you" >:D< _Katrina Navarro